Season Two, Episode One Review: “The Return”
Season 2 Episode 1 “The Return” Review. Spoiler included.
Oh my “The Vampire Diaries”!
Oh my Salvatore!
Oh my god.
GOSH!
Did you see this? I mean, seriously?
“You’ve to be kidding me” how Damon says.
That was …
I can’t find a word for it. it’s just all new.
First: MATT DAVIS, ERNESTO RILEY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? Why didn’t I see you atleast for a SECOND? Where’s my Bromance? My Team Dalaric? You’d better be back next episode. You are one of my favorite characters, Alaric. So Matt. C’mon. You know we love you. Come back, please? For your Gossip Girl?
So. I can’t believe John survived. I mean WTH? It is easy to kill him when he hasn’t a ring. So Kat. Why didn’t you kill him?
And what are you doing with my Caroline? You TURNED her! My Caroline. My sweet little Caroline.
So we know who the new vampire is, don’t we?
Okay. It wasn’t really Katherine who turned her. Not just her. Damon gave her his blood and Kat killed her but… WHO CARES? Caroline is a vampire. Hmm. When I think about this… It’ll be fun. Imagine: Caroline a vampire, drinking blood. At least I know Candice Accola has signed for 22 more episodes. So she’ll be here. And that counts.
Okay. Tyler. And Jeremy. Cute, huh? Maybe the RP here will come true? Who knows?
OMG. Unkle Masen is hot. Not hot like Damon or Stefan – that’s nearly impossible – but hot. Can’t wait to see more – of him and the werewolves.
Bonnie was sweet. Trying to fight with Katherine. She isn’t Damon, love. Learn more spells.
Miss Elena Gilbert. You’re getting on my nerves. You lie to everybody – including yourself – and you hurt Damon Salvatore. You’ve to be dead. Just kiddin’. But don’t hurt. Don’t hate him.
Stefan Salvatore. My love. The boyfriend you want. You’re amazing. But you have feeling for Kat. You’re a liar. Like Elena. But I love you. And stay away from Katherine.
Nina Dobrev does an awesome job. Awesome. I can say that I like you better as Katherine. Evil rules.
But, dear Katherine, STOP HURTING DAMON SALVATORE. Nobody is allowed to do that. Nobody. Not even you. But I love you too. You’re Katherine. Everybody loves you.
Damon Salvatore. Don’t do this to yourself. Please. You’re Damon. You’re you. Please. Don’t. We love you. Stefan loves you. Elena loves you. Even Katherine loves you. Believe me. There isn’t anyone who doesn’t.
Be strong. You’ll get what you want.
So as you see. Still Team Stelena. Still Team Datherine.
Next episode: Come!
- xoxo TVD’s Gossip Girl
